I make money make sense… but in a gay way
You’re good at what you do. You’re making money. You’re just not totally sure where it’s all going, and honestly the last time you opened QuickBooks you wanted to close your laptop and never return.
That’s not a you problem, it’s a system problem. Lucky for you, I build the kind of financial systems that actually work with your brain so you can stop white-knucklling your backend and get back to running the business you built
Glow Up Session
One hour to go from “I don’t even know where to start” to “okay, I’ve actually got this.” We look at the mess together, figure out exactly what needs to happen, and you leave with a clear plan of attack and two weeks of support to actually follow through on it.
Monthly Bookkeeping
The part you’ve been avoiding, taken completely off your plate. Clean, reconciled books every month, GST/HST handled, and clear reports that actually make sense. Your books are dealt with, so your brain gets to focus on literally anything else.
Clean books plus the strategy to actually use them. This is where bookkeeping stops being admin and starts running your business. Done-for-you monthly books, CFO advisory, and someone who explains what your numbers mean and what to do about it.
CFO Bestie
Tax season, but calm. Everything filed, explained, and done without the 2am spiral. The most stressful time of year, handled by someone who actually knows what they’re doing.
Year End Wrap Up
“… And oh my God you are my money savior… like oh man you’re totally on top of it and I can then brag about my amazing bookkeeper who has set up and automated so much of my stuff and just made my life so much easier…”
- Lou
The human behind the books
Hi, I’m Parker, your new favourite person to talk about money with.
I’m a queer, neurodivergent bookkeeper and fractional CFO based in BC, and I built this because I got tired of watching brilliant entrepreneurs struggle in their business just because nobody made financial support accessible to them. I believe your books being a mess says nothing about who you are.
I believe money stuff shouldn’t require a finance degree to understand. And, maybe most of all, I believe you deserve someone in your corner who actually explains things in words that make sense, without making you feel stupid for asking. That’s what I show up to do every single day.
